Masuka Intern Dexter

Let me tell you something about interns. Most of them are useless. They fog up my goggles, they pronounce "Luminol" wrong (it’s LOO-min-all , Karen), and they have the audacity to ask if I “really need three different sizes of tweezers.”

: Ryan steals the prosthetic hand belonging to a victim of the Ice Truck Killer.

// Feature 4: The Final Evaluation // Determines if the intern has what it takes to survive the lab evaluateIntern(internSkills) console.log(`\n--- FINAL EVALUATION FOR INTERN: $this.internName ---`);

What's the deal with the hand in Season 6? [Spoilers] : r/Dexter masuka intern dexter

I got an intern named .

But this summer? The universe played a joke on me. A glorious, statistically improbable joke.

Masuka originally held a competition among his university students to find the most qualified candidate. The winner was , a high-achieving student who seemed perfect on paper. However, his career at Miami Metro was the shortest in the series; upon arriving at his first crime scene involving the "Doomsday Killer," Peter fainted at the sight of the gruesome remains. Masuka immediately fired him, paving the way for the "runner-up." Ryan Chambers: The Evidence Thief Let me tell you something about interns

: Louis ’s story ended in Season 7 when he was murdered by Ukrainian mob boss Isaak Sirko while attempting to sabotage Dexter’s boat. Summary of Masuka's Interns Reason for Leaving Notable Action Peter Layton Fainted at first crime scene Held the highest test scores. Ryan Chambers Fired for theft Stole and sold the Ice Truck Killer hand online. Louis Greene Fired for evidence tampering Stalked Dexter and bought the stolen hand.

(portrayed by Brea Grant) was Masuka’s second choice and a fan favorite for her ability to match Masuka’s trademark crude humor.

: Louis ’s true motive was an obsession with Dexter Morgan’s expertise as a blood spatter analyst. He was developing a serial killer video game titled Homicidal Tendencies and sought Dexter’s validation. // Feature 4: The Final Evaluation // Determines

Check out my vlog: “Spatter Matters with Masuka.”

switch(evidenceType) case "Blood Spatter": scientificFact = "High velocity impact."; masukaCommentary = "Looks like someone got a little messy. Reminds me of my ex-wife."; break; case "Fingerprints": scientificFact = "Latent print located on smooth surface."; masukaCommentary = "Smooth. Like my moves on the dance floor."; break; default: scientificFact = "Unknown substance."; masukaCommentary = "It's sticky. Don't ask how I know.";

Let me tell you something about interns. Most of them are useless. They fog up my goggles, they pronounce "Luminol" wrong (it’s LOO-min-all , Karen), and they have the audacity to ask if I “really need three different sizes of tweezers.”

: Ryan steals the prosthetic hand belonging to a victim of the Ice Truck Killer.

// Feature 4: The Final Evaluation // Determines if the intern has what it takes to survive the lab evaluateIntern(internSkills) console.log(`\n--- FINAL EVALUATION FOR INTERN: $this.internName ---`);

What's the deal with the hand in Season 6? [Spoilers] : r/Dexter

I got an intern named .

But this summer? The universe played a joke on me. A glorious, statistically improbable joke.

Masuka originally held a competition among his university students to find the most qualified candidate. The winner was , a high-achieving student who seemed perfect on paper. However, his career at Miami Metro was the shortest in the series; upon arriving at his first crime scene involving the "Doomsday Killer," Peter fainted at the sight of the gruesome remains. Masuka immediately fired him, paving the way for the "runner-up." Ryan Chambers: The Evidence Thief

: Louis ’s story ended in Season 7 when he was murdered by Ukrainian mob boss Isaak Sirko while attempting to sabotage Dexter’s boat. Summary of Masuka's Interns Reason for Leaving Notable Action Peter Layton Fainted at first crime scene Held the highest test scores. Ryan Chambers Fired for theft Stole and sold the Ice Truck Killer hand online. Louis Greene Fired for evidence tampering Stalked Dexter and bought the stolen hand.

(portrayed by Brea Grant) was Masuka’s second choice and a fan favorite for her ability to match Masuka’s trademark crude humor.

: Louis ’s true motive was an obsession with Dexter Morgan’s expertise as a blood spatter analyst. He was developing a serial killer video game titled Homicidal Tendencies and sought Dexter’s validation.

Check out my vlog: “Spatter Matters with Masuka.”

switch(evidenceType) case "Blood Spatter": scientificFact = "High velocity impact."; masukaCommentary = "Looks like someone got a little messy. Reminds me of my ex-wife."; break; case "Fingerprints": scientificFact = "Latent print located on smooth surface."; masukaCommentary = "Smooth. Like my moves on the dance floor."; break; default: scientificFact = "Unknown substance."; masukaCommentary = "It's sticky. Don't ask how I know.";