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"We had to eat boiled mutton without spice," lamented Duke Reginald, visibly shaken. "It was an outrage. The barbarians looked at us as if we were savages. When I tried to nudge the beast awake, he opened one eye, yawned, and stole my pocket watch. I have yet to retrieve it."

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