Cinderella Comedy - Script

(to mouse) You know what, Gus? One day I’ll escape. I’ll go to a ball. I’ll wear something that isn’t 40% ash.

Squeak.

Cinderella is crying into a pumpkin. Suddenly — FLASH. A woman in a sequined bathrobe appears, holding a glitter gun and a clipboard. cinderella comedy script

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CINDERELLA (20s, exhausted, carrying a broom like a weapon) stands in a kitchen covered in glitter. Her STEPMOTHER, LADY TREMAINE, sits on a throne made of pillows. (to mouse) You know what, Gus

(Holding a sneaker) If the shoe fits, you shall be my bride! STEPSISTER 1: (Struggling) I’m a size 6, but for a crown, I’m a size "whatever you want me to be!" CRUNCH. PRINCE: Is that your toe or the floorboards? STEPSISTER 1: It’s... a fashion choice. Finding a Ready-to-Go Script

The key to a funny Cinderella script is making the characters act the opposite of how we expect. I’ll wear something that isn’t 40% ash

Great for school assemblies or talent shows. The Modern Mockumentary: Think The Office but in a castle.

: Portraying the Prince as less-than-charming or the Fairy Godmother as eccentric or clumsy.

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