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Features diverse styles, though the editors rarely accept rhyming poems.

The launch party was scheduled for 8:00 PM at "The Rusty Anvil," a bar that Julian had chosen because the owner owed him a favor involving a lost cat and a successful intervention.

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Julian, entranced, handed it over.

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Dear Writers, Forget the rules. Forget the syntax. Write like you’re swinging from a chandelier with a bottle of tequila in one hand and a typewriter in the other. We aren't looking for perfection. We’re looking for the hangover.

By 8:15, the crowd consisted of Julian’s ex-girlfriend (who had come to gloat), three aspiring poets who were hoping to steal the free hors d'oeuvres, and a homeless man named “Pops” who wandered in looking for the bathroom and stayed for the complimentary chardonnay. Butterchips

"Metaphors are for people who can't handle the jungle," Pops said, stumbling toward the small stage. "Give me the mic."

The next morning, Julian sat back on his fire escape. The world was buzzing. A viral clip of Pops’ performance was trending on Twitter under the hashtag #RealDrunkMonkey. A major distributor had called, asking for a subscription plan. Julian was hungover, his head pounding like a drum in a dense rainforest.