Main bathroom, second floor Report filed by: Homeowner (identity withheld for dignity) Date: Yesterday evening Time of incident: Approximately 9:47 PM, just before guests arrived
Few things in life are more panic-inducing than watching the water in your toilet bowl rise instead of fall—especially when you know exactly what is causing the blockage. toilet is clogged with poop
A standard low-flow toilet was subjected to an unusually large, dense stool, described by the user as "a surprise given the preceding diet of cheese and protein bars." Upon flushing, water rose rapidly to the rim, hesitated for a dramatic moment, then retreated with only a faint gurgle. The bowl remained occupied by a single, stubborn log, refusing to depart. Main bathroom, second floor Report filed by: Homeowner
After a 45-minute standoff, a heavy-duty closet auger with a 6-foot cable was used. The blockage was mechanically broken apart and cleared on the third attempt. Post-flush, the toilet functioned normally. The offending material was not recovered for further study. After a 45-minute standoff, a heavy-duty closet auger